Rub The Clit

A night in with the girls
Airing the orchid
Applying lip gloss
Applying nail polish remover
Auditioning the finger puppets

Basting the tuna
Basting your turkey
Bathing the kitty
Beating around the bush
Beating the Beaver

Cat got tongue
Checking for depth
Checking for squirrels
Checking for the jackpot
Checking my oil ....

Dialing the rotary phone
Diggin' the stench trench
Digging a trench
Digging for gold
Digging for my keys

Entering the forest
Entering the ring of fire
Erasing the problem
Excavating the Tunnel of Love
Exploring the bush

Feeding your slot
Feeling your funnel
Fiddling the bean
Filling the pink taco
Filling your niche ....

Getting to know yourself
Gilding the lily
Going around the corner
Going deep sea diving
Going fishing

Hitchhiking South
Hitchhiking to heaven
Hitchhiking under the Big Top
Hitting the slit
Hitting the spot

Jennying off
Jiggling your jenny
Jilling off
JocelynEldering
Jostling the Elder ....

Making my lips swell
Making soup
Making your own gravy
Manual override
Menage a moi

Paddling the pink canoe
Pampering the pussy
Parting my meat curtain
Parting the Red Sea
Patting the panky

Rubbin Hood
Rubbin' the nubbin
Rubbing the donut
Rubbing the red pussycat
Rubbing the stub ....

Shucking the oyster
Slappin' the crack
Slapping slit
Slapping Susie
Slapping the flap

Teasing the tuna
Teasing the tuna taco
Tending your own garden
Testing the plumbing
Testing your waters

Walking Downtown
Washing my hands
Washing your fingers
Waxing the canoe
Waxing the milk duds...